Random Something for this Week

Who wants some human flesh? *raises hand* I do but the problem seems to be that its such a bitch to get a hold of some. I would like to participate in a cannibalistic dinner, but getting around all the legal stuff is the problem cuz i dont really feel like killing someone for thier flesh. Sure theres Hufu but I'm sure thats just not the same a real human flesh. I could go all Armin Meiwes on someone (besides the whole penis thing i dont think i would do that either) but it still probably isnt very legal and it still involves killing someone. I just want some human, but i dont want to get busted for it.