I Moved

To another blog. Not sure if temporarily or for good but i thought i might try out something other than blogger for a while.

Out - In

Jesus - Satan
Anarchists Cookbook - Satanic Bible
David Sedaris - Aleister Crowley
Skateboards - Witchcraft
Fight Club - Tarot
Xbox - Xbox 360
Yahoo - Google
Pabst - Guinness
Marb Reds - Marb Lights (shut up)
2 liters - 12 packs
School - Work
Being broke - Having money
Stealing shit - Buying shit
Being a lazy asshole - Being a drunken lazy asshole
Some sleep - No sleep
Spending $60 a month on cds - Spending $600 a month on cds
Watching Judge Judy on tv - Buying seasons of X-Files
Watching 3 movies a week - Watching 3 movies a day
Not having beer - Having beer
Watching movies based on comic books - Reading comic books
Playboy - Hustler (or maybe Penthouse)
Living with parents - Living by myself
Indie - Metal (for the most part)
Hot Topic - Rockabilia.com
Used bookstore - abesbooks.com

Note to The Ghost

A recent post has been put up on The Ghosts blog: Travel Like Tyler


I genuinely appreciate being acknowleged and credited as the co-founder of this theory. Thanks to The Ghost we finally have yet another one of our ideas written down.

I have a few things to ad:

1) One thing that the reader should know is that due to lack of true expertise of both The Ghost and I, this theory is strictly the juvenile observations of our rantings upon things of such nature (time travel, spirituality, etc.) and is not to be understood as "professional" in any way. Although much of our thought and consideration has been dedicated to such topics, our views are very limited due to inadequate education and are surely quite ludicrous but were mainly for the use of our own entertainment.

2) In The Ghost's post, he actually explains two of our ideas:

First Theory ) Time travel might be possible if one could shed the "physical" shell and be able to control the "spiritual" self so to travel through time.

Second Theory) The idea that every human has a "physical self" and a "spiritual self." The reality that you know, the eyes that you see through, and the body that you control are the eyes and body of this physical self. The Ghost and I found that the book/movie Fight Club give a good example as to how the finding of the "spiritual self" works. In Fight Club the main character and narrator--who we call Jack--only knows the 10% of his brain just like everyone else, and thus only knows his physical self. As the story progresses Jack meets Tyler. Tyler is a character that seems all-knowing and is in every way the person that Jack is not. It later becomes apparent that Tyler is no real person at all but just the psychotic delusion of Jack's mind. The Ghost and I believe that Jack's Tyler is not a delusion at all but the evidence of Jack's "spiritual self," an alter-ego of sorts. The seeming all-powerful Tyler dwells inside all of us, it just takes something like an apparent dramatic episode of mental illness such as what Jack had suffered from to release this 90% of brain power that sits dormant with anyone not "enlightened" so to speak. At first Jack did not understand what was going on and could not control Tyler, he didn't even know that they were the same person until Jack "defeated" Tyler as The Ghost mentions.
So in short:
Jack = Physical self.
Tyler = Spiritual self.
Enlightened = someone who has discovered the 90% and has utilized their Tyler. It's not psychosis, its enlightenment.

3) According to The Ghost, "a wormhole will propel one back in time because we believe it moves you faster than the speed of light." I think this could be true but alternately I suggest that black holes are powerful enough to break down everything, particles, light, time, everything. Thus hoping that our spiritual self could survive being jumbled in this cosmic blender because there is nothing physical to break down and destroy, and hoping to be spit out intact, but different somehow in regards to time, space, whatever. It's a long shot I know but its possible I suppose. Since our Jacks are not allowed into the black holes because it would not survive. We are suggesting that if the physical/spiritual barrier were broken, we could use our spiritual self while the physical self lies dormant, instead of the other way around like we all are used to.

4) This is all assuming that one's spiritual self can travel through the physical world as we know it. Without being able to do that there are two possible outcomes that come to mind: 1) The Tyler would not be able to go through wormholes, and would not be able to travel through time. 2) Our Tyler might not need to travel through wormholes at all but could travel freely through space and time as we know it because the spiritual self is not bound to such things.

Lower Levels: Sub. 01

As she comes to, she must be feeling that dull poke, pull, poke, pull of the needle leading the thick thread through her skin. She doesn’t feel the full affliction of the pain because of the sedative given upon her arrival. She is most likely unaware of her being laced into the chair she is seated in because of her bewildered state, stripped of her clothing and comfort, no matter I’m almost finished. Her calves, back of thighs, forearms, and shoulders are carefully stitched, skin pulled taught to bind with the sleazy big-armed chair, she wont want to move once she is able to feel again. Pulling through the last stitch, I tie the knot and snip the excess thread away. Slowly as she regains consciousness her eyes flutter trying to bat away the bright light above her. The intended use of the light serves the purpose of blinding her to the realization of what else is kept in this room. The only thing her senses might be able to detect is the raw, dank smell of the musty walls confining her, so much old blood thick and coagulated in the bathtubs, unused for years now, for the operation of actual bathing. There is also the faint moaning of the other victims just like her, also bound to their own devices. Blood and bile pooled in low spots on the floor, gurgles softly as though the babbling of a thick brook full of human juices. Quiet drips of blood splatter on the cold concrete or slide down the sides and legs of the once pearly white porcelain of the bathtubs; now red collects between the toes of the clawed feet.

To Be Continued...?

Her eyes, lined black as The Reaper's cloak, peered at me from under dark locks of hair. She caught me staring unblinkingly, with my mouth slightly slacked. I could not release my trance-like gaze for she had me hypnotized. A fallen angel so dark and lethal certainly a death-like life lingered for anyone held in those arms. Not a sane man could refrain from stumbling over words or themselves while crossing paths with her, we all imagined being with her to any degree. She caused traffic accidents, but the wide-eyed gawks and glances she received certainly were not accidental. A relationship with her seemed like what it would be like bound firmly in a pair of fur-lined handcuffs only to be beaten, starved, and raped, then left to the dogs on a roadside still naked and bound. We would all love every minute of it. Surrounded by destruction she knew she could have anyone but God wrapped around her little finger, I could see it in her eyes, her lips, her arms.

Random Something for this Week

[Taken from the Anarchist Cookbook IV, ver. 4.14]


Nicotine by the Jolly Roger

Nicotine is an abundant poison. Easily found in tobacco
products, in concentrated form a few drops can quickly kill
someone. Here is how to concentrate it:

First get a can of chewing tobacco or pipe tobacco. Remove
the contents and soak in water overnight in a jar (about 2/3 cup
of water will do...). In the morning, strain into another jar the
mixture through a porous towel. Then wrap the towel around the
ball of tobacco and squeeze it until all of the liquid is in the
jar. Throw away the tobacco--you will not need it anymore.

Now you have two options. I recommend the first. It makes the
nicotine more potent.
1) Allow to evaporate until a sticky syrup results in the
jar. This is almost pure nicotine (hell, it is pure enough for
sure!).
2) Heat over low flame until water is evaporated and a thick
sticky syrup results (I don't know how long it takes... shouldn't
take too long, though.).

Now all you have to do, when you wish to use it, is to put
a few drops in a medicine dropper or equivalent, and slip about 4
or 5 drops into the victim's coffee. Coffee is recommended since it
will disguise the taste. Since nicotine is a drug, the victim
should get quite a buzz before they turn their toes up to the
daisies, so to speak.

Note: If the syrup is too sticky, dilute it with a few drops
of water. And while you are at it, better add an extra drop to the
coffee just to be sure!

-= Exodus =-

A Conversation Caught

Doctor 1: "So I had this kid come into ER, he was all beat to shit. Eyes black and blue, nose broken in several places. Blood was everywhere, coming From his ears and moUth, he had fraCtured bones, the worKs Ya knOw?"

Doctor 2: "JesUs, how old was he?"

Doctor 1: "Oh I don't know, but he couldn't have been MOre THan twElve."

Doctor 2: "So what the hell happened to him?"

Doctor 1: "Not suRe, I think that woman had something to do with it though, but security just let her go home."

Doctor 2: "Who?"

Doctor 1: "This one chick came in Following the kid while the paramedics were wheeling him in here on the stretcher. She mUst have been demented or maybe drunk, she was just Crazy or something. Kept saYing things, murmuring mOstly; sometimes she even yelled at the kid telling him "it was his faUlt" and stuff even though he was unconscious. She said a lot of things but one thing she kept saying to us over and over was, "Just let him die, or I'll kill hiM fOr you, just let him die that sTupid son of a bitcH." Nobody knew who shE was, for a while she just followed us wheRever the kid was, saying things. Finally, secUrity Came and tooK her out of the waY."

Doctor 2: "Did yOU ever find out who she was? Any relation to the kid?"

Doctor 1: "Yeah... She was his mother."

C-Cup strikes again

Goddamnit Scoots why did you have to show me this whole quiz thing anyway. Now I'm totally addicted. Here's the results to a few other of these ridiculous quizzes I've taken:

C-Cup guys! eh?! EH?! oh ho?

You scored as C cup. No problem there C cup 80% DD cup 60% F cup 55% A cup 50% D cup 45% B cup 25% What size boobs are you supposed to have? created with QuizFarm.com

And I am also way more Ozzy than James Hetfield

You scored as Ozzy Osbourne!. You are OZZY OSBOURNE! Your the 'Prince of fuckin Darkness' man...You and 3 friends created this tiny thing called HEAVY METAL...you are realy funny but produce realy fuckin ugly kids! Ozzy Osbourne! 70% Jimi Hendrix 65% Billie Joe Armstrong 55% Kurt Cobain 55% Tommy Lee 50% Slash 50% James Hetfield 30% What Bad Ass Rock Legend Are you? *with pictures* created with QuizFarm.com

Also, apparently my life is alot more like The Notebook than Legally Blonde

You scored as The Notebook. You have strong, passionate love like the notebook! The Notebook 100% A Cinderella Story 67% Charlies Angels 50% Legally Blonde 0% Mean Girls 0% What Chick Flick is just like Your Life? created with QuizFarm.com

I'm not pregnant either.. thank god

You scored as no, probably not pregnant. no, probably not pregnant 38% you are probably pregnant (go to your doctor or take a pregnancy test) 16% you might be (inbetween yes and no- you have half symptoms-check) 9% Am I pregnant? (this is a 95% accurate quiz) created with QuizFarm.com

And lastly, somehow I am exactly 50% Saint and 50% The Devil

You scored as Saint. You are a saint, you help every one, and never think about yourself... how do you do it? Saint 50% The Devil 50% Desent human being 38% Going to Hell 38% How evil are you? created with QuizFarm.com

Wario Bros BIATCH

yeah so thanks to my good ol' friend Scoots from over at Fandangled letting us know about this quiz.. this proves that my alter ego is Wario.. i knew it all along.. well 70% Wario and 60% Peach which makes a whole lot of sence.. hooray i am "badass!"

You scored as Wario. You are Wario! You are badass! Wario 70% Princess Peach 60% Bowser 60% Goomba 60% Koopa 50% Yoshi 30% Waluigi 30% Luigi 20% Mario 20% Birdo 0% Which mario character are you? created with QuizFarm.com