Out - In

Jesus - Satan
Anarchists Cookbook - Satanic Bible
David Sedaris - Aleister Crowley
Skateboards - Witchcraft
Fight Club - Tarot
Xbox - Xbox 360
Yahoo - Google
Pabst - Guinness
Marb Reds - Marb Lights (shut up)
2 liters - 12 packs
School - Work
Being broke - Having money
Stealing shit - Buying shit
Being a lazy asshole - Being a drunken lazy asshole
Some sleep - No sleep
Spending $60 a month on cds - Spending $600 a month on cds
Watching Judge Judy on tv - Buying seasons of X-Files
Watching 3 movies a week - Watching 3 movies a day
Not having beer - Having beer
Watching movies based on comic books - Reading comic books
Playboy - Hustler (or maybe Penthouse)
Living with parents - Living by myself
Indie - Metal (for the most part)
Hot Topic - Rockabilia.com
Used bookstore - abesbooks.com