Thursday, March 30, 2006

Another Random Something



i think i could pass for a Mortal Kombat character i got the moves i tell ya I GOT THE MOVES i just need to shoot stuff like fireballs out of my hands (or spagetti maybe) and be able to do multiple backflips and shit oh and maybe wear some crazy asian robe something.. and a cape.. a cape would be kickass it would probably get in my way while shooting spagetti out of my fingers and fighting off crazy ppl but i would look cool while doing it... and i'll have to say if i was to be any MK character it would be Raiden no doubt

Random Something for this Week


oh REALLY
Yeah so since SOMEONE wants me to post something because i dont have enough on this fucking blog apparently. HERE YA GO! :P

Thursday, March 23, 2006

Random Something for this Week

Now.. answer this for me.. so if TUNA is the "CHICKEN of the sea" then CHICKEN must be the "TUNA of the land" right?

or like since humans say "mm! tastes like chicken" for just about everything do mermaids say "mm! tastes like tuna!"

Monday, March 20, 2006

The word of the week

This weeks word is (drumroll please) "Motherfuck". This new version of "fuck"/"motherfucker" is short sweet and gets the point across just the way i like... its so awsome just taking off the "er" part adds a whole different elegance to the word.. just MOTHERFUCK... i love it

Sunday, March 19, 2006

A for Awesome and/or Amazing




yeah so i saw V For Vendetta last night w/ the crew.. kickass.. very kickass..

although i will say that natalie portman could have stuffed some... i dont know.. toilet paper in her shirt because her non-bra-worthy-party-hat-type tatties were definatly destracting me... waaaay too small and perkie *ping!*... so that wasnt working for me at all..

other than miss partyhat it was a completly asskicking movie. highly reccomended and probably the best comicbook adaptation i have seen yet (although Sin City is a damn close runners up)

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Random Something for this Week



From Rehabilitating Mr. Wiggles

Thursday, March 09, 2006

The word of the week

Taken from The S.A.P.S. Dictionary 1st edition

Clut: n. adj.
1. One—usually a female—whose attitude—and/or outward appearance pertains to both one who is a cunt and one who is a slut; someone who should be executed/shot.

2. A female who is normally: irritating, annoying, PMSing, or dresses scantily and shouldn’t.

Random Something for this Week

Taken from the Anarchist Cookbook IV, ver. 4.14

Yummy Recipes courtesy of Exodus

Acapulco Green
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3 ripe avocados
1/2 cup chopped onions
2 teaspoons chili powder
3 tablespoons wine vinegar
1/2 cup chopped marahuana (grass)

Mix the vinegar, grass, and chili powder together and let the
mixture stand for one hour. Then add avocados and onions and mash
it all together. It can be served with tacos or as a dip.


Pot Soup
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1 can condensed beef broth
3 tablespoons grass
3 tablespoons lemon juice
1/2 can water
3 tablespoons chopped watercress

Combine all ingredients in a saucepan and bring to a boil over
medium heat. Place in a refrigerator for two to three hours,
reheat, and serve.


Pork and Beans and Pot
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1 large can (1 lb. 13 oz.) pork and beans
1/2 cup grass
4 slices bacon
1/2 cup light molasses
1/2 teaspoon hickory salt
3 pineapple rings

Mix together in a casserole, cover top with pineapple and bacon,
bake at 350 degrees for about 45 minutes. Serves about six.


The Meat Ball
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1 lb. hamburger
1/4 cup chopped onions
1 can cream of mushroom soup
1/4 cup bread crumbs
3 tablespoons grass
3 tablespoons India relish

Mix it all up and shape into meat balls. Brown in frying pan and
drain. Place in a casserole with soup and 1/2 cup water, cover and
cook over low heat for about 30 minutes. Feeds about four people.


Spaghetti Sauce
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1 can (6 oz.) tomato paste
2 tablespoons olive oil
1/2 cup chopped onions
1/2 cup chopped grass
1 pinch pepper
1 can (6 oz.) water
1/2 clove minced garlic
1 bay leaf
1 pinch thyme
1/2 teaspoon salt

Mix in large pot, cover and simmer with frequent stirring for two
hours. Serve over spaghetti.


Pot Loaf
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1 packet onion soup mix
1 (16 oz.) can whole peeled tomatoes
1/2 cup chopped grass
2 lbs. ground beef or chicken or turkey
1 egg
4 slices bread, crumbled


Mix all ingredients and shape into a loaf. Bake for one hour in
400-degree oven. Serves about six.


Chili Bean Pot
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2 lbs. pinto beans
1 lb. bacon, cut into two-inch sections
2 cups red wine
4 tablespoons chili powder
1/2 clove garlic
1 cup chopped grass
1/2 cup mushrooms


Soak beans overnight in water. In a lagre pot pour boiling water
over beans and simmer for at least an hour, adding more water to
keep beans covered. Now add all other ingredients and continue to
simmer for another three hours. Salt to taste. Serves about ten.


Bird Stuffing
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5 cups rye bread crumbs
2 tablespoons poultry seasoning
1/2 cup each of raisins and almonds
1/2 cup celery
1/3 cup chopped onions
3 tablespoons melted butter
1/2 cup chopped grass
2 tablespoons red wine

Mix it all together, and then stuff it in.


Apple Pot
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4 apples (cored)
1/2 cup brown sugar
1/4 cup water
4 cherries
1/3 cup chopped grass
2 tablespoons cinnamon

Powder the grass in a blender, then mix grass with sugar and water.
Stuff cores with this paste. Sprinkle apples with cinnamon, and
top with a cherry. Bake for 25 minutes at 350 degrees.


Pot Brownies
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1/2 cup flour
3 tablespoons shortening
2 tablespoons honey
1 egg (beaten)
1 tablespoon water
1/2 cup grass
pinch of salt
1/4 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 cup sugar
2 tablespoons corn syrup
1 square melted chocolate
1 teaspoon vanilla
1/2 cup chopped nuts

Sift flour, baking powder, and salt together. Mix shortening,
sugar, honey, syrup, and egg. Then blend in chocolate and other
ingredients, and mix well. Spread in an 8-inch pan and bake for 20
minutes ate 350 degrees.


Banana Bread
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1/2 cup shortening
2 eggs
1 teaspoon lemon juice
3 teaspoons baking powder
1 cup sugar
1 cup mashed bananas
2 cups sifted flour
1/2 cup chopped grass
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 cup chopped nuts

Mix the shortening and sugar, beat eggs, and add to mixture.
Seperately mix bananas with lemon juice and add to the first
mixture. Sift flour, salt, and baking powder together, then mix
all ingredients together. Bake for 1 1/4 hours at 375 degrees.


Sesame Seed Cookies
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3 oz. ground roast sesame seeds
3 tablespoons ground almonds
1/4 teaspoon nutmeg
1/4 cup honey
1/2 teaspoon ground ginger
1/4 teaspoon cinnamon
1/4 oz. grass

Toast the grass until slightly brown and then crush it in a
mortar. Mix crushed grass with all other ingredients, in a
skillet. Place skillet over low flame and add 1 tablespoon of salt
butter. Allow it to cook. When cool, roll mixture into little
balls and dip them into the sesame seeds.



If you happen to be in the country at a place where pot is being
grown, here's one of the greatest recipes you can try. Pick a
medium-sized leaf off of the marihuana plant and dip it into a cup
of drawn butter, add salt, and eat.

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Ahoy and welcome

my dreams they float like perfect jelly beans as i work on math problems diligently now as though rabid squirrels were gnawing on my balls like oatmeal on fire