Fear Strikes Suburbia

INTRODUCTION:
This is the part of the show where everything goes down. Just after the beginning and shortly before it all gets to be a completely hellish experience for everyone until the end credits. Some twisted person decides to give you a glance into a slice of life of the common folk of the great nation of America.

THE HUSBAND AND FATHER:
An upper working class male, a clone of the business world. He drives up the driveway from another tiring day at his nine-to-five office job. He hops out of his not-too-expensive-not-too-inexpensive sedan exhausted but joyful because his company finally upgrade to a newer and slightly more expensive model copy machine with all the latest features. This is great news to him, which he intends to share with his wife, who for years now had not cared about any of his business and acted like she had some foreign object up her ass. But poor old papa just goes out and waxes his car, grin-and-bear-it style. Although essentially an old hag he still loves her, almost as much as he did when they met the first day of high school, or in the backseat after the football game, whichever was the true story it didn't much matter. Always thinking to himself, "Yep, she's a royal bitch sometimes and we havn't fucked since our youngest was conceived, but at least she puts the kids in daycare and she always is oh so nice to the neighbors."

THE WIFE AND MOTHER:
Only her husband and desperate late-night-pervert-dwellers-of-back-alleys think she is beautiful. Although she has her fair share of lady friends, she is always complaining about…something. “Oh my life is ruined I have no way of getting to coffee with Martha! (or Ruthie or Nancy or whoever else might be her lady friend) oh dear husband your such a lazy ass why don’t you take our boy to his soccer game which you never go to anyways.” She says it all in one breath like the overgrown teenage drama queen of the early 80’s she truly is. Dear Husband might open his mouth to object, but he knows he would only be losing a lost battle, so he backs off and complies to his wife’s/slave driver’s request/command.

THE DAUGHTER:
The oldest of the children, the rebel without a cause, the sex-crazed teenager, still learning to drive, and still unlicensed, sits smoking on the front steps of the school after class is let out. With her friends she feels invincible, superhuman, superior, but all this is only a farce used to mask her invisibility, subhumanness, and inferiority. She seemingly lurks constantly in the shadows and becomes increasingly mysterious in her parents eyes. With her over-mascara’d eyes she always peers at you into what feels like your soul, pale-faced and insanely bitchy even her own parents think they might have given birth to a vampire. She’s nocturnal, she hides beneath the dark cloud that covers her, only to truly awaken at night. The folks think she’s most likely: having orgies, fucking all of her werewolf and vampire cronies as if they were bunny rabbits, or making pagan sacrifices howling to the moon in the ancient chantings of…whatever with her naked breast streaked with the fresh blood of the latest school teacher to have been taken captive.

To be continued...

Breaking News Broadcast (12/21/2012?)

The dissention of the Son of God—Jesus—has shocked believers and former non-believers alike. Today, Jesus came down in his heavenly hovercraft jetliner for his second coming. When the airplane entered American airspace the U.S. Air force thought the craft to be of extraterrestrial origin when it had not responded to the radio transmissions sent. After not complying with the demands of the Air force, the fleet of jetfighters unleashed an attack upon the unidentified aircraft intending to bring it down. But consequently during the brief attack the jetfighters of the Air force seemingly lost control and plummeted to the ground, apparently all of them suffering from sudden fatal heart attacks; some people say that they were undoubtedly smitten by a divine power in return for firing upon the Jesuscraft. Jesus’ glorious descent ended with him exiting his airplane and walking down the red carpet rolled out for him and into an all-white limo that was waiting for him. Through the flashbulb lighting and the crowds and microphones pushed in his face he only took off his Oakleys and flashed a peace sign to everyone before stepping into the limo.

Noises

One of the only noises that lingered was the methodical *tip tip tip* of every drop of the blood that fell, staining the pale patterns of linoleum. His eyes were open fully and breath faintly whispered from the gash through his throat as he slowly… lost… consciousness… Drip upon steady drip, the pool sprawled across the floor, serving as a crimson mirror reflecting the scene of which he had been made part of. Wearing a necktie of red from the gush just after the incision, and streams running from neck to shoulder to arm to wrist to hand to fingertips, the seemingly extraneous veins emptied upon the bathroom floor.

Hoping to Cut the Shit from the World

A rant/study on the subject of overpopulation by The Surgeon

Mankind: The Viral Infection of the Earth
Despite what some might think, the term overpopulation does not refer to only excessive population in an area to the point of overcrowding, but it mainly refers to a depletion of natural resources. It will still be quite a while before humans multiply to the point that we will run out of space. The day that we will no longer be able to find resources needed to live off of is quickly coming upon us. The human race adapts quite differently in respects to other mammals. Instead of maintaining an equilibrium between population and resources, humans move to an area and multiply until all resources are consumed, much like a virus. The only way people have found to solve this problem is to spread to another area until that area becomes overpopulated and depleted of resources. The cycle continues until all available areas will be overpopulated, resulting in global overpopulation. This has not quite happened yet, but it will happen. Overpopulation might not be a problem for any generations of today, but if anything is to be done, I offer these words…

Every second, five humans are born, within this second, three people die. Thus, the population of the world grows by two every second. It is projected that the world population will build to about 12 billion people by 2050 and then stabilize itself, which is definitely possible. However, something should be done before the approximate six billion that inhabit the world right now doubles. People are always consuming more and more resources, unless others do something about it. At the rate that people are multiplying, the rate of consumption also multiplies. Solutions could be seemingly very simple, such as adopting the one child per family law that China uses, or very simply, getting rid of almost every person and start over. Many solutions have been proposed but not all should be seriously considered.

There are people now who realize that overpopulation is imminent and have vowed to have only one, or no children, but this is only voluntary, a personal choice. Those few who follow this view only make a small difference, whereas if it was enforced by law that every woman should only bear one child during her lifetime. This would surely slow the multiplication of the human race.

Ultimately, the only way to cure the virus of the human race is to wipe it out completely, but if it is necessary for the specie to continue to live, there are a few solutions that should be considered before everything gets out of hand. The answer does not lie within space travel or purely synthetic food and water, but changing how humans take care of each other can prevent overpopulation.

First, weddings, funerals, and celebrations in general, will be banned. They are expensive wastes of time. Weddings will no longer have any spiritual background, or even as much as a celebratory occasion as we perceive it to be now. Weddings will only be a meeting where a couple will sign papers.

Second, nursing homes and similar establishments should be outlawed. Humans are essentially animals, and like any other species, they allow their old, sick, and weak to fall away from the rest of the pack and fend for themselves until death. Although humans are at the top of nearly every food chain and have virtually no natural predators, that does not mean they should give extra care to those who are hopeless in regards to benefiting the rest of the race. The sick and elderly should not be cared for to the extent that many people do now. None of the people cared for in nursing homes are “pulling their weight,” so to speak. They are not working. They are not profitable to the economy in any way, and the only thing anyone does for them is pump money into them. Humans have developed entire buildings dedicated to the care of the dying. The workers who run these buildings are only paid to care for those who are no longer able to do anything for anyone else. The sick and elderly are only empty batteries that have (hopefully) done their job and should be let go. For their entire lives, people work to make money for someone else and get paid enough to survive to the next day of work. Ceasing the care of these wastes would allow the labor to transfer to a much more profitable cause. Also, cutting off the care of the elderly and very ill will save money from the use of the medicine and the further research of medicine for certain illnesses.

All the money poured into research for diseases should be given to research for something else more beneficial, such as a way to convert salt water to fresh water or things of the like. The time, people, and money that are used for research on, for example, a cure for cancer, is a waste. This sort of proposition falls into the sick and elderly group, since for many fatal diseases and illnesses, if there is a cure with the technology we have now it does not cure the patient immediately. By the time someone with—for instance—cancer, overcomes (if at all) the sickness, he/she is too old to do anything and put into a nursing home.

Third, every deceased animal, including humans, will be used, not buried and thus wasted. The dead will be made into food if not diseased or hazardous in any way. This will free up spaces plotted for the burial of humans. Humans could also be incinerated, for the purpose of disposal, and so that energy could be harvested. As stated earlier, at our current rate of growth, three people die every second. Like coal the burning of humans would be a superb way of harnessing energy to be used for the masses. Also, since humans are comprised of approximately 65% water, of these three dead humans per second, the water could be harvested for drinking water.

Fourth, if it is found that a baby is born with a fatal illness, defect or disabilities that cannot be overcome in a timely manner, that infant should not be allowed to live. Again, as animals the sick and weak would be left to fend for themselves. No nurturing should be allowed for anyone who might not be able fill a quota for the benefit of mankind. Also, a low intelligence quotient might be considered a disability and that human would not be allowed to live if he/she would not be able to benefit to society in some substantial way.

As humans, if these things are not done now, once Earth does become overpopulated, it will naturally regulate itself, and it will all become inevitable. But when Earth regulates itself, which means that there will be mass starvation, disease, and death. From that point on, the human race will barely be able to grasp existence, and become an endangered species. The global ecosystem will rebalance itself to when the whole of the human race was the pack of uncivilized cavemen that it once was, just animals with intellect.

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